and the ayes have it!

Since it is National Talk Like a Pirate Day I figured I would post something worthwhile. While these images really don’t have anything to do with pirates, they do have to do with “aye.” Which by pirate definition means: “Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did.” I know, I am reaching pretty far here.

I had an eye exam the other day, and the office had a new eye scanner. When I asked what the machine does, the assistant said, “they take a picture of your retina.” The first thing I thought was, “Pictures! I need a copies of them.” It was actually pretty fun to have the procedure done. A bright light passed over millimeters from the surface of my eye. It felt like I was about to enter some super secret vault. I never did hear the “access granted” in some pseudo-sexy computer voice with a British accent. Sigh. If any of you are dying to see what it feels like, put your head on a bed scanner and stare into into the light. You will probably get something like this though.
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So here you have it. My eyeballs peeled before your very… um, eyes.

p.s. Here is a caption contest for you readers out there. Post a caption as a comment having to do with the eye pictures. But you have to do it in pirate speak. The best caption wins a prize.

p.p.s. Yes, my eyes are healthy.